Friday, April 13, 2012

Conversations With Daniel Cont.

Me- What are we going to do then?  Cause if you don't like goats, this relationship isn't going anywhere.
Dan- I didn't say I didn't like goats, I just don't want to own any.
Me-  Can't you compromise?
Dan- Fine, we'll get half a goat.
Me- (open jaw) Dan that's terrible
Dan-  Or how about I just grow out a goatee?

Honestly though, maybe he doesn't understand the entertainment value of a fainting goat.  Friends would come over just to scare the shit out of him.  I think that's great.

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